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got in to Heroes of the storm alpha let me know if anyone else is playing
Just switching from JQ to Yak's Bend...it's been over 2 years in JQ omg *tears*
that vid was pretty cool Naz.
[link] this is the most insane mez vid ever! Vash is kind of a legend already but his video is just..... plz watch
Something I did not know about until now. There are free trial weekends from time to time. In today's patch those trials were restricted from all of the WvW maps except for EotM.
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The guild Alchemy Incorporated formed in Tyria during a long, cold, harsh winter.  

The snow was often stained with blood, screams filled the air ... "Oh my God, they killed Kenny" ...

The guildhall opened in the spring directly following that season of frostbitten, icy, burning hell.  The first members of the guild were often mercenary figures.  They profited mightily from the deaths of their foes.  It could honestly be said that they picked even the bones from their dead.  They witnessed (and often gleefully participated in) the destruction of millions of red dots, hundreds of bosses, an entire race, a prince (twice), a god, and a continent.  In the process legends formed and heroes sometimes emerged.

It should come as no surprise that these people have managed to endure, and even thrive, in the intervening 250 years.   

'People' - more like cockroaches when you think about it ... or parasites sucking the blood ...

The descendants and torch bearers of those long dead heroes and miscreants throw open the massive doors of the guildhall to welcome you - the intrepid young adventurer.  Come, walk the hallowed corridors, visit the extensive and finely appointed library, troll the chat room and enjoy the camaraderie of the guild Alchemy Incorporated.  

Ha - Walk very softly and keep your hand on your money belt.  You can't trust them as far as you can throw a Stone Summit Herder ...

~ Guild Historian 

(with help from the House Elf)

Rordan a What? What do you mean? I wasn't there that day. I was home ... I think I had a cold that day. You went without me. Yeah ...
Trial Dude Slurp I still blame Ror. I remember her being pretty skittish when me and Wulf brought up the topic
Aye a Poor Dead Kenny. I still blame Sly.
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